Wednesday, May 29, 2013

We Visited Spain and Portugal – Barcelona - 20 Apr to 3 May 2013

Historical Background

Europe has always been fascinating to any serious traveler. From the very early times to the end of WW II, Europe remained the epicenter of world affairs. It influenced all aspects of human development. Many civilizations flourished during this period –cities such as Rome, Athens, Paris, Berlin, Warsaw, became household names and found a prominent place in our history text books. Europe is tucked under layers of history, much like a book, full of culture, music, art and architecture sharing space with monarchy, anarchism, bloody wars, religion, adventure and more. In the midst of this captivating landmass, is juxtaposed the ancient countries of Spain and Portugal. As if running away from Europe, the Iberian Peninsula jets out into the Atlantic and pretending to enclose the Mediterranean into a private pool of the rich and the famous. S and P stand in the crossroad of many cultures and civilizations.

Even as a casual tourist, it is extremely important to know a little about the history of the places he wishes to visit. One will be able to appreciate the country better.

Tucked away in a corner and closer to the African landmass, Spain and Portugal have always been slightly different from the other European countries. Africa is less than 16 km to the South at the Strait of Gibraltar.  Strife among the aristocracy, famine and chaos throughout the peninsula, the Visigothic kingdom was falling apart. This paved the way for the Muslim (sometimes referred to as Moors) invasion of 711, which set Spain’s destiny quite apart from that of the rest of Europe. This influenced Portugal also to a very large measure. Within a few years the Muslims had conquered the whole Iberian Peninsula. Muslim political power and cultural developments centered on Cordoba (756–1031), then Seville (1040–1248) and lastly Granada (1248–1492). For 700 years the Christians waged a battle to overthrow the Moors. Finally The Christian ‘Reconquest’ of the Iberian Peninsula which began in about 722, ended with the fall of Granada in 1492. The Jews also played an important role in shaping Spain. It is said that every aspect of Spanish life has a touch of Islam. Spanish language has many Arabic words, its music has an Arabic tone and its culture has more Arabic influence than the European. Ironically, today there are very few Muslims in Spain

With an area of 505,992 square kilometers, Spain is the fifth largest country in Europe. In comparison, India is 6 times larger. Spain is about the same size as Rajasthan and UP put together. Official language is Spanish. It supports a population of 47 million people with a density of 93/KM sq. (is lower than that of most Western European countries)  Whereas, we have 1.27 billion with staggering density of 372/KM sq. India is 27 times more populous than Spain.

No write up on Spain and Portugal is complete without the mention of their sea faring traditions. Both these nations have a very rich maritime history. Wiki records” The Age of Discovery started with the Portuguese navigators. Prince Henry the Navigator would start a maritime school in Portugal. The resulting technical and scientific discoveries led to Portugal developing the most advanced ships and caravels, that for the first time in history would make truly global maritime navigation possible. It led to the Portuguese Kingdom discovering and mapping most of the Globe. The route to India via the Cape of Good Hope was discovered in two phases. The Second phase would take Vasco da Gama around the southern tip of Africa and on to India and the East. Vasco da Gama's pioneering sea voyage to India is one of the defining moments in the history of exploration. It was the first time in history that humans had navigated from Europe around Africa to Asia. It also led to the discovery of Brazil and South America. It would also be a Portuguese nobleman, Ferdinand Magellan that would be the first man to sail around the world. Christopher Colombus set sail in the Santa Maria on what is probably history’s greatest voyage of discovery on August 3, 1492. He returned home in 1493 to a hero's welcome

These discoveries placed Spain and Portugal alongside Britain and Netherlands in establishing their empires around the globe. Interestingly, between themselves they divided the world outside of Europe into two, at the Treaty of Tordesilhas in 1494. Portuguese Empire was the first ‘Global Empire’ in the world. They set up 3 colonies in India, 26 in Africa, 3 in North America, 4 in South America, 22 in Asia.



Figure 1- Portuguese Influence


Similarly the Spanish Empire extended all over the globe. It was twice the size of Portuguese Empire and many times larger than the Mauryan Empire covering whole of India. Beginning with Columbus' explorations of the late fifteenth century, Spain took the lead in developing an empire in the New World. The Spanish Empire extended across most of the Americas and into Asia in the sixteenth century. Possessions were developed in Africa



Figure 2 - Spanish Influence

In tandem, their languages also spread far and wide – Spanish more than Portuguese. It is widely spoken all through Latin America with over 380 million Spanish speakers estimated worldwide. About 250 million people speak Portuguese.

With this very rich and varied legacy beckoning our curiosity, twelve of us decided to visit Spain and Portugal. Self and Jai, Kats and Navin, Nair and Sudhi, Dore and Lalitamma, Sunder and Saroja, Prem and Bina formed the group. We joined the ‘Iberian Explorer’ tour operated by UK based travel firm ‘Trafalgar’ .The tour commenced on 20 April and ended on 03 May 2013.

Spain and Portugal as we saw

The cities in Spain are very picturesque, clean and very well laid out. The cities have developed over centuries and phenomenal effort and planning has gone into maintaining a balance between the old and the new. They together represent a special kind of architectural brilliance – probably unique to European cities. There is ample evidence of Islamic influence. The Muslims introduced tiles, red bricks, mirrors, pillars and minars amongst other things. The cityscape is full of history – dotted with monuments, statues, parks, avenues, promenades and the rest. This feature is common all over the country. At least to an outsider, Spain radiates a certain feeling of aloofness and reserve – unlike maybe Athens, Rome or New York – who are more spontaneous – shop keepers and waiters in restaurants appear to be edgy and detached – probably no time to fool around.

The weather was excellent during our entire stay. As one goes south and towards the coast, the temperature drops. Lisbon was at 4 deg C with gusting winds and outskirts of Madrid experienced an unusual snowfall. The rain god has been very kind to Spain this year and we were told that all the lakes are full. March 2013 was the wettest year in Spain in 70 years.

What strikes an observer most– especially one from India – is their near empty roads – few cars and fewer people. In many places the roads are deserted. This aspect stares you in the face when you travel on the high way – absolutely devoid of people and animals – except for an occasional sighting of wild horses, bulls, pigs and storks roosting on electric poles. There are hardly any policemen on the road and the traffic is very disciplined - one stands to loose driving license for over speeding. At least in Spain we did not find any beggars – however they were a few in Lisbon. Most of the apartments are up to nine floors and sky scrapers are an exception.

English is not spoken widely, and at times it becomes extremely difficult to convey a message. We had seven vegetarians in our group, who found it very hard to get a meal devoid of ham or tuna or some other form of meat. It’s advisable to carry a list of frequently used sentences in Spanish or Portuguese such as – please do not put any meat, fish, chicken, pork etc in my food, how much does this cost, etc. Sign language will always be there to rescue.Spain
is one of the most advanced countries in the development of solar energy, and it is one of the European countries with the most hours of sunshine. Since 2010, Spain has been the world's leader in concentrated solar power (CSP). 10% of Spain power requirement is met by solar energy.

An interesting bit of trivia; Spain’s national anthem has no words.

Tourism plays a major role in the economy of S and P. The cities are full of tourists – Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Americans and many more who throng the attractions. A repot states “Tourists to Spain spent 3.28 billion Euros in March, an increase of 13.7%”. Tourism in Portugal has developed significantly and generates approximately 5% of the wealth produced in Portugal. In comparison tourism in India generated $121 billion or 6.4% of the nation's GDP in 2011.Spain produces 50% of world Olive oil. Cork and wine contribute in large measure to the countries’ economy.

One sees a number of couples in their mid thirties with babies in a pram – probably they wait to settle down in their jobs, buy a house, bank balance etc before adding an additional member to the family. Young couples receive a lot of support from their parents – who look after the kids when the parents are at work.

There was a lot of talk about how the economy of S and P is in a bad shape, rampant unemployment, bailout packages from the EU, spiraling prices and much more. But to a casual observer, things appear normal – the public services continues to work efficiently, the roads are clean, garbage is removed, buses and trains run on time, uninterrupted power and water supply, one did not see any signs of poverty – On the whole they love to crib and crack jokes about their economy and the government. Come on – things are not that bad – visit India and you will appreciate your country even more. Collapse of real estate, unbridled government spending, inefficient tax collection, privatization of public companies et all have contributed to the present economic crisis. Education, medical care and government civil projects have been badly hit due to the eco down trend.

Throughout our stay we did not see any cloth lines hanging in any of their balconies – instead decorated with colorful flowers. It’s a pleasure to watch the facade of these houses – each window is designed differently with varying colours.

As a tourist it’s good to buy your beer, water and other things of daily necessity from a departmental store – it works out much cheaper. Outside of Hotel, travel and breakfast one can manage on 20 Euros a day – a very conservative estimate – with an occasional beer, wine and a meal or two in a restaurant and some souvenirs. All their cities are very well geared to woo the tourist. City centers and market places are full of cafes selling tapas, coffee, wine and beer. There is little or no pollution in the air. It’s good to carry a small kettle with you to make the early morning coffee or tea – none of their hotels provide the complimentary water, tea or coffee. Also carry a pair of bathroom slippers.

Both the countries remained neutral during WW I and WW II and spared the ravages of war – the people go about their daily activity in slow time and there is no unnecessary hurry – which I think is a good feature.

Barcelona – 20 and 21 April

We landed in Barcelona in the late afternoon and were taken straight to the hotel – ‘Abba Garden’ located in the outskirts of the city. The city is well connected through a net work of taxis, buses, trams and metro. Unfortunately we missed the duty free shop in Barcelona airport – we landed on a 13 day trip without any fire water. Baptism by Fire was scheduled soon after checking in. We immediately ventured out in Barcelona in search of tipple. After a long walk we reached ‘El Corte Inglés’ - another interesting fact – scotch is slightly cheaper than the duty free. With our confidence restored we took city bus ‘Line No 21’ and returned to the den for a bit of much needed Elixir prior to dinner.


Figure 3 – Beaming with confidence

In all we were 52 tourists from various places across the world- India, America, Canada, Australia, South Africa, Jamaica, Malaysia etc. As expected the first, the second and the third world people sat together like in ‘Rummy’- a card game – where in a player arranges  similar cards in a suit to make a sequence of sorts – few jokers sat in empty chairs -to enjoy the dinner and listen to briefing by our tour director Mr David Nadal. There were fourteen Indians which made up almost 25% of the crowd. Trafalgar briefing is extremely thorough. Departure, arrival, day’s activities, luggage pickup time, trivia and interesting tidbits are covered in detail by the tour director to make the day interesting.

Barcelona is the capital of Catalunya and the second largest city in Spain, after Madrid. About five million people live in the Barcelona metropolitan area. Barcelona is the Mecca for architects with Gaudi’s brilliance at display all over the city. Wiki says “Antoni Gaudí was a Spanish architect born in Catalunya and figurehead of Catalan Modernism. Gaudí's works reflect his highly individual and distinctive style and are largely concentrated in the Catalan capital of Barcelona, notably his magnum opus, the Sargada familia”. Gaudi famously declared ‘there are no straight lines in nature’– therefore his work had nothing but curves. The story goes that when an influential society lady asked Gaudi to design a piano for her (think of the straight keys) he replied, “My dear lady, why don’t you learn another instrument?”

We saw the famous ‘Barcelona stadium’ - we were informed that the entire stadium with a capacity of 96,000 can be evacuated in 11 minutes flat – fantastic. We went for a stroll in the ‘Catalunya Square’ – one can see tourist and Spaniards coming out in large numbers to enjoy a bit of sunshine on their Sunday outings with their families. The square brings out the best of Barcelona. The avenue is lined with shops and eateries to help tourist spend their time. One can sit for hours with a glass of beer and watch people go by. Barcelona has been adjudged as the 5th most visited city in the world in 2012. We were cautioned to be careful of pick pockets.

We celebrated Lalitamma’s 70th birthday with cones of delicious ice cream. We all wish her a long and healthy life.


Figure 4 – Lalitamma on her 70th birthday. Interestingly we were in Xian - China on her 68th birthday with the same group.

Throughout our stay the weather was excellent - between 14 to 20 deg C.
In the evening we went for a traditional dinner with fresh salad, tapas, paella and the rest with Mario playing harmonica.


Figure 5 - David Nadal- our tour director and 14 day friend, philosopher, guide and standup comic.No relative of Rafeal. Nadal is a very common name in Catalunya.


Figure 6 - The Indian table with our friend from Australia


Figure 7 - A view from the hotel - Abba Garden


Figure 8 - Barcelona city sky line from Montjuic. The famous ‘Bullet’ at the back. Bullet-shaped skyscraper – Agbar Tower, representing modern architecture in Barcelona,


Figure 9 – Sargada Familaa from a distance


Figure 10  -Sargada Familaa from near


Figure 11 - A street entertainer making a giant soap bubble


Figure 12 - Museu Nacional d'Art de Catalunya and Les Quatre Coloumnes


Figure 13- City council bikes - clean and orderly


Figure 14-  Expo site


Figure 15 - Enjoying a joke with Bob from Texas. Bob was great company and resembled George Bush a lot.


Figure 16 - Catalunya square -  avenue


Figure 17 – Place de Cataluña – the gang


Figure 18 - The extraordinary balconies


Figure 19 – Gaudi’s creation Casa Batllo. An apartment building designed entirely by Gaudi and considered his masterwork.


 Figure 20 - Near empty roads


Figure 21 – Communication Tower


Figure 22 - Street Musicians - Catalunya Square


Figure 23 - Hard Rock café on a Sunday afternoon

Visit to Park Güell

Park Güell was commissioned by Eusebi Güell who wanted to create a stylish park for Barcelona aristocracy. Park Güell is a garden complex witharchitectural elements situated on the hill of El Camel in the Gracia district of Barcelona, It was designed by the Catalan architect Antoni Gaudi and built in the years 1900 to 1914. Every corner of the park displays the architect’s passion for nature’s forms: Gaudí wanted human intervention in this forest to blend in with the landscape, to complement it, and he certainly achieved this. Snails, mushrooms, leaves, flowers, tree trunks and elephants appear constantly in the mosaics and in the architectural forms. Even the bell in the chimney of the concierge’s house is shaped like an inverted mushroom. 



Figure 24 - Gaudi’s house where he stayed for 20 years. Guell Park


Figure 25 - Guell Park - A rare photo op for me


Figure 26 - Jai enjoying the architecture - Guell Park


Figure 27 - Guell Park - An uninterrupted view of the terrace walls.


Figure 28 - Guell Park


Figure 29 – Mosiac work Guell Park


Figure 30 - Guell Park - Bird nests built by Gaudí in the terrace walls. The walls imitate the trees planted on them.


 Figure 31 - Mosaic lizard, Park Güell. Gaudí's multicolored mosaic salamander, popularly known as "el drac" (the dragon), at the main entrance


Figure 32 – Front view. Mosaic  lizard, Park Güell.


Figure 33 - Guell Park 


Figure 34 -Guell Park


Figure 35 - Sea front restaurant for dinner


Figure 36 – Tiuglado Monchos


Figure 37 - Mario on the harmonica

The night ended with lots wine and good food as any nice day should end. Food was lovely and I tried the sea food tapas - the best pick being octopus. The vegetarians had varieties of cheese, bread, tomato paste, fried brinjals, onion and green chilies along with paella. All this was followed by excellent lemon sorbet for dessert. Throughout the dinner Mario played some excellent music on the harmonica – including a few Raj Kapoor hits – much to the merriment of the Indian audience.

Two days in Spain was sufficient to convince all of us about its beauty - we returned to Abba Garden full of anticipation and excitement.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Generally Speaking


Namby was ill at ease and very uncomfortable with his new surroundings. He somehow could not pinpoint the source of his discomfort. It had something to do with his retirement from the army. Lt General Ramanathan Nambeesan SM, AVSM, PVSM and the LOH - Pushpawati had recently arrived in Bangalore and settled down quietly in a colony built for retired defense officers. Namby had shed his uniform and hung up his boots about a week ago. Now sitting in a small patio sipping his morning chai, his mind started to wander. Life in the army was good – fair mix of work, leisure and sports, combined with a caring wife, constant love from the children and grand children; all this had spoilt Namby. As Commander – in – Chief, he had led a charmed life. Each day had unfolded on predictable lines. There was always a posse of people around him to ensure things went right. Life was perfect.



The morning after moving into the colony, Namby got up as usual and went for a long walk. Push had woken him up early and told him to walk the dogs, a chore he had never done before. At first he was very surprised that nobody recognized him and the usual hordes of cheerful and bright ‘Good morning, sirs’ were absent. He muttered - ‘What an extremely uncivilized colony!’ and continued his walk. Even more distressing was the fact that he had to put his two Labradors - ‘Par’ and ‘Birdie’ on a leash. The labs had been spoilt in the Army – running around the ‘Flag House’, chasing squirrels, barking at anything that annoyed them ,being constantly petted by junior officers and their ladies. P and B made it amply clear to the General that these changed circumstances were totally unacceptable – they barked their annoyance, ‘dogs do not retire’. They refused to do their potty. The old man, a veteran of many battles was at a total loss. How does one solve such a vexing problem? He could not go home and announce that P and B had returned without doing their daily ‘Doggie Poo’. Push would certainly not like it. Once inside their fortress, the general for all his 6ft height, weight and handle bar mustache, ranked slightly lower than Push. He knew, ‘When push comes to shove’, LOH could be really pushy. Junior officers sometimes wondered- was Namby, Pamby?

He came home and sat down to enjoy a cup of hot tea. Force of habit of the last 40 years, he started to look for the remote calling ‘Bell’ to ask ‘Bahadur’ to bring some tea. Push reminded him there was no B or B and he had to get up and make himself tea as she was going to Commercial Street with Bunty for shopping. The last time he had attempted to make tea was in his 4th term ‘Rover Camp’ at the NDA  some 40 years ago. All of a sudden, life seemed gloomy and depressing.

Push on the other hand had got acclimatized quickly to retired life. Unknown to the general, she had prepared hard. She had spoken at length to Bunty to get her a good cook and a domestic help. During her last visit to Bangalore she had selected these two life savers. In addition, Bunty had taken the LOH around the colony and introduced her to all the VVIPs - Dhobi, owners of vegetable, meat and grocery shops, plumber, electrician and the Estate manager. LOH with all her tact, diplomacy and remarkable ability for small talk had made a lasting impression.  

Shanti the cook had come and departed in a jiffy putting ‘Shatabdi Express’ to shame. The general had great difficulty in operating the microwave to heat his breakfast. Muttering under his breath, he said to himself, ‘I am a warrior not a ruddy technician’. Normally the ADC would have come by now and briefed the general regarding all the activities of the day. The Staff car would be waiting in the porch and he would have left the house to run the army. Today was different; LOH gave him a list of jobs to do – visit the Estate Office, vegetable shop and the bank. She told him, ‘Darling, select the vegetables properly and at no cost take what he gives’. He muttered, ‘I was running an army - you think I don’t know how to buy some damned veggies?’ Unfortunately for the three starrer, LOH heard it and added sternly, ’Anybody can run an army but selecting the correct vegetables is an art that does not come easily’.

Deeply hurt with the statement, the general gave his mustache a rebellious twirl and departed from the house to face the first day of his retired life. As a general rule, the retired lot, especially the males, find it extremely difficult to find ways to spend time between post breakfast and lunch. They invariably become a nuisance at home and are normally sent out on important domestic errands by their wives. Such direction impaired and time challenged people have a remarkable ability to congregate in public spaces. As the general walked past the Estate Office he noticed a group of elderly people sitting by the library in animated discussion.  With a little trepidation, he introduced himself and joined the gang. The debate was about the nutritional value of jack fruit as compared to drum sticks. A retired doctor from the Air Force was holding fort and expounding on the virtues of JF and reminded his audience that it is rich in dietary fiber, which makes it a good bulk laxative. Not to be out done, the navy Captain said ‘soup made from drumstick flowers, boiled in milk, helps to cure sexual debility and is also useful in functional sterility of both males and females’. The bald colonel sitting at a distance was not at all amused and told the sailor he had no requirement for this soup. The general found all this frivolous talk extremely irritating. He found the entire proceedings bereft of any strategic depth or tactical content. More annoyingly, he was not being consulted at all. In the normal course of events, all discussion would have stopped on his arrival, people would stand up to salute and the field would be left open for him to take control of the discussions with everyone hanging onto his each and every word. He muttered once again, ‘No respect for seniority’.

His visit to the Estate Office was also very uncomfortable. He was very curtly ticked off by an old and grumpy lady, ‘Can’t you see I am talking to the manager? Please wait your turn!’ He muttered ‘Never again will I come here!’ The old lady continued her barrage and pounded the poor manager with her water woes, as the General tottered out unheard and unsung.

His whole life had been turned upside down. The first day out was not at all encouraging – something had to be done, he did not know what. That is when he saw Colonel Prakash waving at him from a distance. He found a great measure of solace in sighting an old ‘Battle Buddy’; it restored his faith in life and brought in a lot of cheer.

They returned home. The General poured some chilled beer with a perfect head and said cheers to old times. The Colonel was aghast to see the General all deflated - like a day old Christmas decoration balloon. Prakash realized that he needed to restore the general quickly to mint condition. He made several calls in quick succession and announced to the General, ‘A four ball has been organized and we tee off tomorrow at seven’.

The general for the first time in the day, lit up. With his confidence restored he returned to his combative self. He suddenly remembered the saying which he had stuck on his office table - “One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.” Peter Jacobsen      

Well, he found he was ready to begin again.
A fiction based on a collection of different incidents.


Sunday, March 3, 2013

Dharu in the Train


Dharwadkar was in a very pensive mood. The lady of the house had long since decided that the liquor cabinet would at all times remain locked and the key kept in her personal custody. In the Royal Navy there was a tradition which dates back to well over 300 years; they issued a daily ‘tot’ of Pusser's Rum to the crews of their ships - and always a double issue before battle and after victory. It was first introduced into the Navy in 1655. LOH was well versed with naval history and the local history had brought in this procedure with a slight modification. Dharwadkar – Dharu for short was allowed to indulge in ‘elbow bending’ once a week.

The sun was beginning to set and the trees cast long shadows. As the evening progressed he realized it was Saturday and it was his issue day.LOH was still in the kitchen participating in the making of dinner by giving elaborate instructions to the cook.

Dharu tried his best to attract the attention of his wife many times, but the lady refused to take the hint. He enquired about her work, informed her about completing all the chores she had entrusted him with before going for work. The fuse in the bedroom had been changed, her passbook had been updated, all the plants had been watered, cuckoo clock had been keyed and many such important errands had been successfully completed. Precious time was being wasted and Dharu started to feel restless and itchy. He did not want to force the issue any further than necessary as the entire process could derail. ’Slow and steady’ was the strategy most likely to succeed. In the normal course, the key to his happiness would have been in his hand by now. He would have poured himself a stiff restorative and proceeded to the balcony to sip the elixir and generally gaze at the open sky. But this Saturday was different. The events leading up to this Saturday prevented him from being more persistent and pursuing the issue.

A few days prior to the Saturday in question, Dharu minus LOH had to proceed to Belgaum to attend a very important family wedding. Initially he resented the idea but when he thought about the overnight journey by train, a number of possibilities appeared in front of him. A very close friend from his school days also decided to travel with him. It was a double whammy. Once in the train, the duo started early – talked about old times – and each tried to outdo the other in hospitality. As the night progressed they shifted gears from happiness to pure exhilaration and eventually retired to bed totally pickled.

The train reached its destination very early in the morning. The idea of waking up and proceeding to the hotel was a very unpleasant task. The twosome somehow made it to their rooms and once inside fell fast asleep. Dharu was rudely woken up from his deep slumber when the cell phone rang. He cursed loudly and in a fit of anger and frustration threw the phone in the direction of the bathroom. The phone skidded into the bathroom and Dharu went back to nurse his terrible hangover. While he slept peacefully, by an act of the ‘wind god’ the bathroom door closed – permanently masking the ring of the cell phone. Dharu slept like a child with a silly smile, making unintelligible gurgling noise at regular intervals.

At 7:30 AM the older sister of the LOH along with her teenage daughter reached the marriage hall. They were anxiously waiting outside in a car to take possession of a velvet box sent by the LOH to her sister through Dharu. It contained a lovely pearl necklace, matching bangles and ear rings hand crafted by a reputed jeweler in Bangalore. These were to adorn the beautiful neck of the teenager. There was no sight of the carrier pigeon and time was ticking away. The older relative could not fathom why the piegon was not present in spite of having reached Belgaum at 5 AM. When the wait became unbearable she rang up the LOH and told her of the missing link. LOH normally known for her calm and composure, literally flew of the handle and started making frantic calls to Dharu. The phone kept ringing. LOH’s once stoic personality was quickly giving way to fear and anger. What would the relatives say? How would the girl face their piercing eyes? And above all where was Dharu and why was he not answering the phone?

 As calamity struck Bangalore and Belgaum, Dharu was stirring in his bed unable to focus and recall the events of the night with any degree of clarity. At first it was difficult to comprehend what he was doing in a strange place. He got up from the bed and proceeded unhurriedly towards the bathroom. That is when the abandoned cell phone on the ground attracted his attention. Bending down and picking up a small item was a very difficult task requiring precession and balance. He picked it up with great difficulty and saw there were 17 missed calls. That is when the entire universe opened and the wall on the clock told the tale – it was 5 past 10.


The rest is a very embarrassing narrative, which no true fellow reveler would like to read or as in my case, want to reveal.

With this reputation, Dharu was in no position to ask the LOH for the keys on this Saturday.